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I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities Socks

$17.75
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A wickedly funny parody design featuring a devilish hemorrhoid character with the bold slogan: “I’m not an asshole… I’m a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.” Perfect for anyone who loves edgy humor and wants to make people laugh instantly.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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