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I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities Bag

$25.82
  • I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis
  • I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis
  • I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis
  • I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis
I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis I’m Not an Asshole I’m a Hemorrhoid — Funny Sarcastic Cartoon for Irritating Personalities by Bunmis

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A wickedly funny parody design featuring a devilish hemorrhoid character with the bold slogan: “I’m not an asshole… I’m a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.” Perfect for anyone who loves edgy humor and wants to make people laugh instantly.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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Bunmis is where humor gets wearable. We turn everyday thoughts, inside jokes, and sharp observations into designs you’ll actually want to live in. No forced punchlines, no try-hard trends—just funny, honest merch made to be worn, shared, and remembered.
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