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Pasta First Peace Never Funny Spaghetti Tank King T-Shirt Sarcastic Foodie Gift Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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This design hilariously features a monstrous king made entirely of tangled spaghetti, wearing a crown and cape, riding a vintage military tank through a war-torn landscape of tomato sauce and pasta mountains. He brandishes a giant fork with a massive spaghetti-and-meatball cluster as a spear while pointing aggressively forward. The text "PASTA FIRST. PEACE NEVER" is displayed prominently in a vintage-style red and black arch above. This surreal, aggressive, yet comedic illustration perfectly captures the chaotic and intense love for Italian comfort food, aiming squarely at humorous carb-lovers and people who take their meal times way too seriously.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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