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I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die – Surreal Frog Design | Retro Funny Humor Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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A quirky, retro-sunset design featuring a bewildered, trench-coat-wearing frog paired with the hilariously blunt line “I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die.” This artwork blends surreal humor with vintage aesthetics, perfect for anyone who lives on impulsive thoughts, chaotic brain energy, and random outbursts. A fun, eye-catching statement piece for lovers of oddball jokes and unapologetic personality.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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