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I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die – Surreal Frog Design | Retro Funny Humor Baseball T-Shirt

$25

Color: Black/White

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A quirky, retro-sunset design featuring a bewildered, trench-coat-wearing frog paired with the hilariously blunt line “I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die.” This artwork blends surreal humor with vintage aesthetics, perfect for anyone who lives on impulsive thoughts, chaotic brain energy, and random outbursts. A fun, eye-catching statement piece for lovers of oddball jokes and unapologetic personality.

52% cotton/48% polyester. A super light and soft classic baseball tee with contrasting neckline and 3/4 sleeves. Unisex sizing (women may want to size down for a slimmer fit).

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