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I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die – Surreal Frog Design | Retro Funny Humor Bag

$25.82

Color: Oxford

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A quirky, retro-sunset design featuring a bewildered, trench-coat-wearing frog paired with the hilariously blunt line “I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die.” This artwork blends surreal humor with vintage aesthetics, perfect for anyone who lives on impulsive thoughts, chaotic brain energy, and random outbursts. A fun, eye-catching statement piece for lovers of oddball jokes and unapologetic personality.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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