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ESPRESSO PATRONUM – Funny Coffee Wizard Parody | Magical Caffeine Humor Bag

$25.82

Color: Navy

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A sleepy, robe-wearing wizard half-heartedly casts a spell — but instead of magic sparks, a steaming cup of coffee appears. The slogan “ESPRESSO PATRONUM” hilariously mashes up Harry Potter’s iconic spell with the morning caffeine ritual. Perfect for coffee addicts, bookworms, and sarcastic humor lovers, this design blends pop culture parody with relatable, pre-caffeine exhaustion.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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