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Long Story Short I Lied – Funny Sarcastic Cartoon | Bold Retro Humor Bag

$25.82

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A playful twist on everyone’s favorite wooden-nosed fibber—this design features a bold, vintage-style cartoon with a stretched-out nose and a mischievous grin. The caption “Long Story Short I Lied” sits confidently above, delivering punchy sarcasm with classic comic flair. It’s a smart, funny statement tee for fans of dark humor, ironic storytelling, and unapologetic honesty. Perfect for adults who laugh at their own BS—and aren't afraid to admit it.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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